Being Amazed at My Spike in Traffic

Apparently that junk email has made the rounds. After posting it, my traffic numbers went sky-high (at least by my very low standards).

So, welcome new visitors, I'd love to hear your thoughts on that junk mail, or anything else. Clues to where it came from? Interesting anecdotes? Maybe you went to their website (which I was admittedly, a little scared to do)?

Or maybe you want to talk about nothing at all.

Update for newcomers, the idea of this blog originally was going to be more drawings and less words, but time (and laziness) have pushed it into a different direction, that I hope one day to fix.

Enjoy!

-Dave Gooch

Pondering the Meaning of This Junk Mail

This seriously is the strangest thing I've ever received. First of all, it was addressed to my friend Jeremiah (@icecreamman.com). At the end is the requisite .png ad for Cialis/Viagra. What happens before that is some kind of genius/creepy avant garde poetry.

I really, am stunned and fascinated.

I present you:

"Everyone want to live forever. Nowadays it,s possible!"

4. i don't worry about a little "creative clutter" in cate's room. i say, a good dress up/ barbie mess day better than watching tv all afternoon, right? pretty soon i will just put my 'kerchief on again and go to town. (yes, that is what cate's room looks like again, just over a month after the big clean. i tell you, i'm fighting a losing battle with that girl). does that answer your question, mary? i hope it helps! wink.

my sister and hair stylist, coco, is coming to utah county once again to meet our hair needs.

like this one, from sweet mary, that she left on the clean room post: "Your house seems so organized.

i am going to turn on some good music and choose to be happy.

trust me, you'll want her working her magic on you.

i am looking forward to a date with grant.

i love that she's an expert knitter and yet chooses to create very simple pieces;

but so worth it. pea

and you are happy.

when she does these weekends she fills up really fast so don't wait- if you need color and/or cut and/or face waxing at very reasonable prices email her promptly and she'll get you booked and give you directions.

you sit at the counter

haha, that's my girl.

i love the comments i get from all of you.

my happy plans for this evening include knitting and watching two favorite movies: far and away followed by tristan and isolde.

it was super delicious.

i always enjoy knitting lacy stuff but this pattern was especially fun, super easy, and portable.

1. in the craft room i throw everything on the homework table. that clears up the floor for more mess craft making.

i LOVE this picture and am so inspired to keep the needles moving.

may you always have courage to take a chance and never find frogs in your underpants.

my homekeeping secrets

she wears birkenstocks to fashion shows.

simple is always prettiest to me.

in a tiny town in idaho

where you can get great steak and shrimp

the ms craft dept was featured in an article, and their personal crafting projects were shown.

2. to keep the bedrooms clear i throw all the dirty laundry in the laundry room and shut the door. out of sight, out of mind!

Coco

Going to Win Pub Quiz

Off to Gallagher's to play and WIN their Pub Quiz. Check out more info here: http://tinyurl.com/quizzy

also, I love the new tinyurl custom alias.

http://tinyurl.com/davegooch

http://tinyurl.com/dagooch

http://tinyurl.com/gooch1

Dave Gooch takeover

Needing to Draw More

Oh man, I just realized I haven't drawn anything in a while. I mean, I haven't drawn anything for the site in a while, but also, at all.

Originally, my plan for this was to draw pictures and have a short caption. Let the pictures speak for themselves and eventually it would evolve into a half-assed webcomic. 

Instead, it's evolved into a half-assed regular old blog.

So, I promise, PROMISE, there will be more shitty drawings that aren't that funny soon.

PROMISE

Unti then, check out the webcomics I've linked to. They are all really good. Really.

 

Also, check out Chris Hardwick's blog - Nerdist.com One, because it's a good blog. Two, because I was messing around with Tinyurl.com and made tinyurl.com/nerdist direct to this page. Sorry Chris!

 

Thanks,

Dave Gooch

Trying To Be the Number One Gooch

Alright people, in one day I went from being on page 14 of a Google search for "Gooch" to page 7! I think with some hard work and dedication, the number one result isn't far away.

Love, David Gooch, Dave Gooch, Gooch

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Let me add that I think this is a noble cause and completely worthy of blogging about, so don't get mad Google, it's all in good fun! 

(not that Google cares at all where this site comes up for "Gooch" - but I do think it would be a relevant page to come up in the first page of results, don't you?)

Optimizing Engine Searches

I really want to be the top google search for "Gooch." Can you all help me out and make that happen? Like: Gooch 

Also, I need to get up more for David Gooch

I'm doing well for Dave Gooch

I'll have to start searching Google for "Gooch" more often.

I mean, come on, how am I not one of the top ten Gooches in the world yet?

Love, 

David Dave Alan Gooch